Monday, May 12, 2014

The ultimate life hacks to lose weight quickly without any pain and suffering!

Looking good is probably one of the most important things one wants when entering the dating world and in order to look our best we often decide to go on diets or start an exercise plans which have little or no effect on our weight leading to a yo-yo effect. The most basic concept people don't understand is that for things to work in life, there must be a lifestyle associated with your goal instead of a 1 month mission to lose a few pounds.

I don't want to bore you such notions as eating lots of fruits vegetables and hardcore exercising.

Six pack abs are only related to your bf%, not the amount of sittups you can do.


For the weak minded

1- Drink green tea every day.

Green tea has been proven to help maintain a healthy body by reducing metabolites, decreasing the risk of numerous diseases and helping to boost your metabolism by burning off more calories. Green tea helps your body in 2 ways. The first one is that it raises your metabolism, so you end up using more calories naturally (thermogenesis) and secondly, it dissolves excess triglycerides (an ester that gets converted into fat need for physiological functioning).


2 cups everyday should do the trick.

2- Drink cups of cold water (not lukewarm).

When you drink ice water, your body needs to heat up the water using energy (in our case calories) in order to absorb it into itself. Without getting into scientific explanations, on average you can expect to burn 50 to 70 kcal per day by drinking a couple of glasses of cold water. I don't want to steal credit or blatantly copy paste info from another source, so instead of explaining exactly what is happening in your body, I invite you to read the article below.

4-5 cups of cold water a day = -70 kcal.



3- Get a decent amount of sleep every day.

When you don't get enough sleep your body gets cravings, has a messed up metabolism and everything regenerates slowly. My advice is to get a good amount of sleep every night, because at the end you really lose weight when you are sleeping.


4- Smoke cigarettes (I can't believe I wrote that)

Let me start by saying that cigarettes are harmful and this should be your absolute last resort. Smoking in some individuals tends to raise metabolism and decrease hunger which in turn leads to weight loss. However, the lost weight will partially be water with a high probability of a yo-yo effect after you finally decide to quit.

PS: I don't recommend this method, but it’s the truth.

For the disciplined

1- Eat more dietary fibers

Dietary fibers are nutrients which your body can't really absorb, so you end up feeling full, and those calories from DF that you eat vanish from existence. A few good examples are natural carbs (rice, potatoes and brown bread).The general rule of thumb is that if it’s brown and natural; it usually contains lots of Dietary fibers.


In a nutshell: Try to replace pasta and toast bread with rice and brown bread.

2- Don't eat before bed, eat in the morning

There are countless theories about this issue. Some sources say that at the end of the day it doesn't matter because it’s the total amount of calories that count regardless of the hour of the day. Even if this is true, eating in the morning starts your furnace allowing you to give 110% of your energy for daily activities, but at night however, you slow down and you should consider eating less in order to put out the fire. I would tend to agree that at night, your heart rate slows down, your energy levels should be kept to a minimum and it would be useless to go to bed on a full stomach in order to have those calories stored into fat cells while you are lying down motionless. Athletes are known to run in the morning after a fulfilling breakfast while others stop eating 3-5 hours before bed in order to lose weight or simply to sleep better.


In a nutshell: Eat breakfast like a prince, and supper like a pauper.

3- Remove simple sugars from your diet (Chocolate bars, ice cream, candy, alcohol, juice, soft drinks)

Simple sugars are awesome and they have their place in the hall of pleasures, but a chocolate bar has often more calories than a full meal. Did you know that by eating 5-10 (depending on the person's size) chocolate bars you often exceed your daily caloric intake? Sugar is a fast an easy way to gain weight, so if you actually go ahead and remove those sources from your diet, you can bet that you will end up losing weight rapidly.

Also, I would like to mention that fruit juice and all its friends in the coca cola aisle are even more dangerous than cake, because liquid is often absorbed more quickly than solid food leading to an even bigger increase in weight gain.

PS: fruits are basically sugar with water; they won't make you fat because they are mainly water content, but beware!

In a nutshell: If it tastes good and sugary, don't eat it! No juice, booze and cola, only water.

For the strong minded

1- Build muscle

Every time you build muscle, you raise your MBR (Metabolic Basal Rate) forever. You can imagine that each extra kilogram of muscle on your body needs to eat around 10-20kcal at the end of the day just to stay attached to your arm.

In a nutshell: Muscles eat the food that would have gone to your fat deposits.

Myth: Women cannot get as big as men (unless they use steroids) simply because they don't have enough testosterone. Hence, I invite women to lift in order to look like those ripped fitness models.

2- Walk to places, use the stairs!

Don't take the elevator! Walk up the stairs instead! Do all the things you have been doing until now! , but instead take the time to walk to places that are nearby without constantly using an elevator, a car, or a bus.

I once read an article about a patient that Dr.Ericsson(a famous psychologist) had. The patient was an obese smoker and alcoholic who couldn't find the motivation to lose weight. Ericsson after failing the conventional therapies to cure obesity, he told the patient to keep on smoking and drinking, but to buy his liquor from a store located 1 mile from his house. The obese patient was so addicted that he often went to the store a few times per day, tricking him into actually exercising without his knowledge. In the end, all this unintentional walking got him to a normal Body Mass Index.

In a nutshell: if you can get there on foot, don't wait for the bus or the elevator.

3- Replace all carbs (no bread, rice, potatoes...and so on) with vegetables (no fruits) and add more proteins to your diet

If you literally replace all carbs, sugars with vegetables you will lose weight like a boxing champ. Basically a 1kg of vegetables has about 300kcal (the equivalent of a chocolate bar), yet another great way to get all the necessary nutrients, dietary fibers and this feeling of fullness after a meal.

Proteins on the other hand, are digested slowly, don't participate in weight gain and often boost metabolism. By proteins, I mainly mean, lean meat, beans and fish. Make sure to watch out for nuts as they are very calorie dense.
4- HIIT Training

Don't you like to run for hours? High Intensity Interval Training is for you! Just run intensely for 20minutes (60%-70% of your maximum Heart Rate) with periods of recovery in between.

More info at:

http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/health-fitness/exercise/how-to-do-high-intensity-interval-training?page=all

I hope you enjoyed those tips, and remember that you can apply all of them at once. It will just speed up the weight loss process.




Thursday, April 24, 2014

Any retard can play the guitar. Welcome complete beginner!

WARNING: IN ORDER TO FACILITATE UNDERSTANDING; THE INFORMATION BELOW MIGHT BE INCOMPLETE OR INNACCURATE (OF WHICH I AM AWARE) FOR UNDERSTANDING PURPOSES:

I have always wanted to play the guitar due to all the exposure I had from good old MTV back in the days when the channel actually served its true purpose. I was literally in love with Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, and Led Zeppelin without mentioning tons of awesome bands from the 70-80-90 era.

 During Christmas 2013, as I was doing my holiday shopping, I was wondering what kind of gift a grown man with a job would expect to get. By the time you reach adulthood, you realize that gifts are often symbolic and don't carry on that childhood magic as they once used to. Nowadays, at least in my family, we tend to choose gifts for each other before actually putting them under the tree. This saves us lots of money, and is aimed to fit in our lives perfectly rather than to have the probability of having gifts end up in an attic or a dusty closet.

As I was scrolling through online shopping sites, I thought to myself what kind of gift could I buy myself to celebrate the holidays? Suddenly it hit me; "I am going to buy a guitar". For a moment there, my childhood flashed before my eyes and I had a new goal set in stone. The moment I received my guitar, I called up a few friends of mine who had a reputation for being emogothicmetal heads wearing black rock band t-shirts who never seemed to trim their beards properly.

They gave me a couple of chords which I wrote down and I started playing some basic songs. In the beginning, I couldn't strum at all, and my fingers went from beige to red in a matter of minutes. I kept pushing on, and eventually I had an epiphany. After months of struggling, my mind suddenly figured it out. It somehow got better and now people think I have been playing for years when it actually took me over a year to get it done. Don't misunderstand me when I say "done"! With guitar, you are never truly done!

I took me a year and a half; and I am proud to say that I finally did it. I wouldn't call myself great, but let’s say that I can easily play led Zepelling - Stairway to Heaven + the solo without struggling much.

Today I want to share my experience from a "beginner to intermediate" point of view; explain music theory and the road ahead like I would to a 6 year old child.

First of all some basic music theory concepts broken down at the kinder garden level:
It isn't very accurate, but if I was a beginner without former musical education, this is the explanation I would have liked to hear.

Octaves & The Major Scale:

If you take a piano and hit notes from left to write, you get this kind of (ABCDEFG or Do Re Mi Fa So La Si sound). Every time you complete this "ABCDEFG" (7 white notes) you have played an octave. On a piano if you multiply all the "7 notes "ABCDEFG's" by the total amount of notes from left to right on your piano you should get 7 octaves(7x7= 49 notes). If you are ever bored and have a piano at your disposal, try to hit all the white notes from left to right or from right to left. You will quickly notice those basics I have just mentioned.

So if we imagine that all the "A, B, C, D..."are white notes; this is what a piano looks.

It goes from left to right (lowest to highest notes). So you will find 7 different ABCDEFG that share a similarity but are of a different pitch.


Every time you start on a Letter from left to right and you finish on the same letter, you get a Major Scale.

C B D E F G A B C = this is a scale called "Major Scale".








Flats and Sharps:

Those black keys on a piano represent flats (-1) and sharp notes (+1). It just literally means that you play something lower th
an a normal note or something higher than a normal note. Those notes are used to lower a highten a note.

A piano Vs. Guitar:

If you take a guitar, cut all the strings and arrange them from left to right, you technically get a piano. So instead of playing chords from left to right, you play them from top to bottom, since the overlapping strings appear below. The only difference is that , more "Octaves" can fit on a piano than on a Guitar

On a piano: A B C D E F G A B C D E F G A B C D E F G A B C D E F G A B C D E F G
On a Guitar: 

E F G A
A B C D
D E F G
G A B E
B C D E
E F G A 

A guitar is a piano that goes vertically.




So instead of playing horizontally (piano), you play vertically (guitar) in order to fit more notes into one space, since you need to strum manually to produce sound. On a piano, you don't need to strum, the pressing is sufficient. Therefore, you can move your hands from left to right in order to find the matching notes. Matching notes that go well together are called "chords".


Chords:

If you take a "Major Scale" like this one for example which starts on C:  C B D E F G A B C and you take the first note C, the 3rd note D and the 5th note F you get a C Major Chord (simply C), because you started on C and choose a mathematical formula to make a "C MAJOR Chord:. All those crazy chord names you will see (C9, Em7 and so on) are just note taken in a certain order from a major scale.

Basicly once you have a major scale, you learn different patterns of which notes go together in order to make a chord.
A C Chord as mentioned in the article. 
A strange chord, but the logic is the same.




Other Scales (Not the Major Scale):

If you can have a major scale, then by removing or adding notes from our basic ABCDEFG we can make other types of scales.


Certain notes have been arranged in order to play certain types of sounds. When you put certain logical order of notes you get scales such as “the minor pentatonic scale" used for soloing. When you play those notes in a certain arrangement you will always sound "rock-like". Don't worry! There are many more scales, but you will only learn those which will match the kind of music you will be playing.

take your A B C D E F G, take the 1st, b3(the note before the 3rd) ,4th , 5th and (the note before the 7th) b7 , starting from A, that's A C D E G  (A , because it repeats right?) and you just made something called a "Pentatonic Scale".


This is what pentatonic looks like. Notes arranged with spaces in between played on your guitar.



How to practice:

- Buy a cheap and popular classical brand guitar (A Yamaha for 100$). Buy a classical one because the strings are nylon which should make it easier on your fingers.

- Practice 15min every day, but seriously every day. Knowing music theory and having your fingers do the job are 2 different things. Just because I know the alphabet, doesn't mean I can type 60 words per minute on a keyboard without looking. It’s all "Muscle Memory' in the end.

- Watch YouTube videos in order to learn theory. Watch many different teachers and read from different sources. The moment you understand, a light bulb lights in your head and your path becomes narrower.

- Practice songs you know and songs you like in order to consolidate theory with something practical. Use songs as a vehicle to remember. Don't bother learning theory without practicing songs. For every new thing you learn, you should have a couple of songs to back it up.

- Guitarbots.com is a good online tool for beginners to get some practice (only practice, no theory).


What you should learn and how you should learn it:

Before asking a question such as "What do I do now?” Ask yourself this! Do I know the following?


PS: Don't worry if you don't understand it now, use my article as a reference and a map.

1- ABCDEFG (Major/Minor Chords)
2- ABCDEFG (Major/Minor 7th, 9th, 11th, sus2, sus4 Chords)
3- My Major Scale everywhere on the guitar.
4- Pentatonic Major/Minor/Blues Scale
5- Can I play at least 15 songs?
6- Can I do basic finger style?
7- Do I know how to build chords?
8- Can I do at least 5 full-length guitar solos from my favorite songs?
9- Can I use guitar technics (muting strings, palm hitting, bends, hammerons, pulls, slides?)

If you have completed the following, you will instinctually know where to go from then on.

It took me 1, 5 years 
from complete beginner. I followed my own advice. Good luck!

Now go to Youtube and type: Guitar Basics! or Beginner Guitar! Don't waste money on teachers, they are too expensive!The list i mentioned above will make sense when you get there!

Peter.M
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